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the Emperor of the Eighty Worlds ([personal profile] heisrisen) wrote2014-01-24 01:14 am

16. Siamese

[Public]

In your opinion, when does an object lesson become so on point that the example in question begins to lose all credibility? Or to put it another way - when does the merely relevant become obviously contrived, when everything we are subjected to is the product of artifice to begin with?



[Spam for anyone likely to come by his cabin; if you want to be in on it, you are, etc.]

[It's been a very, very long time since he had to tend his own garden. Even the barge's facsimile is largely self-maintaining, but he finds himself restless with it. He needs more flowers, for hive of bees the whimsical reasons. So he's digging up some of the stranger and more picturesque plants, the bioluminescent ferns and the elaborately geometric succulents. All his plants are hardy things, designed and bred for resilience - no death touches his realm but what he allows, or so the catechism goes - so he has to pry up every centimeter of the root systems, has to kneel down and get his hands dirty. The blisters on his hands will fade fast, but in the meantime he savors the sting. It feels good to be killing things, even if it's only his plants.]





[Private to Hannibal]

How did you fare in London?



[Private to Sylvanas]

We were wondering if you'd be willing to look after our cats for a few days. Melchior and Lirath already get on.

[And the teacup persian kitten he got for Christmas is too much of a narcissistic fluffball to cause trouble.]



[Private to David 8]

How frequently does the barge make you human? Or anything that thinks dramatically differently from your normal idiom.

[It's not that he thinks David doesn't deserve politeness. He just thinks, given David's nature, that it's more polite not to waste his time with pleasantries.]



[Private to Bruce Banner]

I might need. A few days leave.

[He's not sure he trusts himself with patients, right now.]



[Private to Barbara Gordon.]

Anastasia was there.
shakenandlimp: (Eh?)

[personal profile] shakenandlimp 2014-01-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[It has been some time since Bush has seen the Risen Emperor-- the moreso because he voluntarily restricted himself to shadowing Jones, a self-appointed guard, for several weeks. He has not had the chance since Christmas-time to see either his admired Emperor or Zane, and he seeks out the one now, with a knock at the door.]

Majesty? Is it a convenient time?

[He should have written a note. He is getting entirely too accustomed to the informality here, he scolds himself, not for the first time.]
forsaken_queen: (pic#6297140)

[Private]

[personal profile] forsaken_queen 2014-01-24 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Well shit.]

Why?
shakenandlimp: Man in UK royal naval uniform circa 1880 looks into camera: has piercing blue eyes (Serious)

[personal profile] shakenandlimp 2014-01-24 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It is one of Bush's first-- perhaps the very first-- real tastes of the Emperor's deeper unhappiness, so he comes in warily. He is confused, and tries not to show it; he is so tired of displaying his ignorance, he would rather not ask about the gardening.]

It's only dirt. I don't mind dirt. Hullo, Majesty, hope you're keeping well?
forsaken_queen: (head turn)

[Private]

[personal profile] forsaken_queen 2014-01-24 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why didn't you ask Zane?

[Because she's not much better off. She'd never touch the cats, but leaving them alone in her quarters while she finds new and exciting ways to death toll isn't exactly the definition of responsible.]
lastincident: (Attentive)

[Private]

[personal profile] lastincident 2014-01-24 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that can be arranged.

Is there anything you need?
Edited 2014-01-24 07:44 (UTC)
shakenandlimp: (Chilly)

[personal profile] shakenandlimp 2014-01-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[That stops Bush just inside the door, wary all over again, before he nerves himself to circle the digging emperor and go down carefully on his right knee to examine the pile of exotic, beautiful things while he tries to think how to go on. Was it a joke? It didn't have the ring of a joke.]

Majesty.

Surely it ain't that bad.

forsaken_queen: (pic#6297139)

[Private]

[personal profile] forsaken_queen 2014-01-24 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

She's shoving off her hood, running both hands through her hair.
]

I'm hardly a better caretaker these days, Risen.
forsaken_queen: (raven)

[Private]

[personal profile] forsaken_queen 2014-01-24 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not directly, but if I should end up dead in my rooms, eating me isn't exactly healthy.

[It's a legitimate fear. She doesn't want to poison Lirath. She's been trying to get killed outside of her room.]
shakenandlimp: Man pressing his finger to his lips (Shhh)

[personal profile] shakenandlimp 2014-01-24 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Bush draws a breath and tries to do it silently, letting it out and feeling his chest suddenly tight. He doesn't know the Emperor well enough to guide him out of this.

He hadn't known that this was in him, and he both distrusts and admires men who can hide themselves that way. Uncertain what to say, he stays kneeling and looking at the flotsam of the Emperor's gardening, silent, waiting to be told-- what to do, perhaps, or just to be talked at.]
geminorum: (where is your thankfulness?)

[personal profile] geminorum 2014-01-24 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound like my brother.
secretasshole: (I think I prefer to stay inside)

private

[personal profile] secretasshole 2014-01-24 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I have only been fully human once. [And even then, could a person separated from their daemon be considered fully human?]

In other breaches, I have either been a close approximation of myself, or an inanimate object.

Why do you ask?
geminorum: (you put them away)

[personal profile] geminorum 2014-01-24 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Both. Probably.

[ That he manages to deliver these in succession as if they're not ellipses of uncertainty, but all equally applicable, is uh. Something. Honesty, at least. ]

He likes people to know how clever he is.
brokeout: (08)

[personal profile] brokeout 2014-01-24 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I think right at the point where you start asking questions like that.

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